Team Whitney!

"I'M EVERY WOMAN IT'S ALL IN ME!" - Fashion Bug.

Being a chick is the shit! I have always been a strong supporter of being this gender but tonight, I'm liking it even more. As a wee little sprout I rarely got excited about girl things besides barbies, easy bake ovens, hair accessories, dresses, attempting to paint my short chewed finger nails, making beaded necklaces, participating in neighborhood ballets, laying out on funky beach towels with the girls exposing our bellies that greet the summer sky in hopes of gaining the tiniest ounce of color, plastering my bedroom walls with photos of Justin Timberlake and Leonardo Dicaprio, naming all sixty stuffed animals and then pretending they were my offspring (maybe that wasn't so girly and it was just weird). HA NEVERMIND, I got excited about all of those things and so much more. Don't think I'm some puss though, I did do manly things like lift weights and participate in rollerblading competitions down the neighborhood street. I get excited about girl things now too. But it's an excitement for things that are squishy. Being treated like a girl is AWESHUM! Soft and gentle and beautiful. I love being a girl. GIRL'S JUST WANNA HAVE FUN. I FEEL PRETTY OH SO PRETTY.

Earlier I was freakin' the fuck out. I was tempted to put a bowl on my head and cut the hair hanging down so low cause I wanted a change. I cut a few pieces but nothing you can notice (cause yous a computer program, fool!). I really felt and still feel a bit lower than I should regarding my cool factor. I need to do something drastic, whether that's dying my hair orange, getting ugly bangs or painting my skin green. I just need the inside Kim to match the outside Kim and then we'll be all good again.