Paper dolls and people, they're a similar shape

Ask me how excited I was (am)? Go ahead....ask me! I am (was) soooooooooooooooooooooo excited for this day to arrive. Eugene Mirman was at my college this afternoon. This man has kicked it with my two favorite Kiwis in the world, Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement. I'm sure the three of them have been hanging around for ages, poppin' open brewskies and sharing their life stories. How so incredibly beautiful. So when I was "hanging out" with good ol' Eugene earlier today, that means I practically hung out with Bret and Jemaine. SWEET! I mean, clearly. Since Eugene and I are best friends forever that defintely means that obviously, I am best friends with my Conchords. Aren't you excited for me? I was so close to asking Eugene Mirman to describe Jemaine's lips in real life. Seeing that man's plump lips on the television screen every Sunday from 10-10:30 is a pleasure, but I'm sure it's 10 times better in person. Mannn! I also wanted him to tell Bret and Jemaine that I am indeed checking out their sugarlumps. <3

Anyway, Eugie (we're best friends. I can call him that) was brilliant. His humor is spot on. He showed this short video of himself at the beginning. It was on how a woman can find a husband. Apparently, it's a good thing that I know about FDR and his New Deal! I'm really happy that I witnessed such a monumental event. After the show finished, Sandra and I decided to buy his book, "The Will To Whatevs." Since we're broke, we have chosen to split the book 50/50. She gets it Mondays,Thursdays and Fridays. I get it Tuesdays, Wednesdays and the Weekends. He even signed it and drew a precious heart next to his name. That means he loves us :) ooohhh la la! Overall, the Eugene Experience was brilliant and I am pleased with his comedy. The only downside...I was reminded that as much as I would like to be a stand up comedian, I can't. No timing. Or something.

LALALALA AHAHAHLALALALALAHAHAHAHA The other part of the day was just as fantastic. Once again, I have good friends who are always prepared to help me blossom into a fruitful orange tree. Their choice of subject, which usually happens to be pretty narrow due to my one track mind, makes me giggle constantly. I can't contain my laughter or my facial expressions (not complaining. just pointing it out). Scrunching is premium. I want to canoodle with you. Possible Good News - I'm going to go see my advisor tomorrow and talk about my schedule next year. Hopefully he knows what's up with my money situation. POOP. But maybe not poop. Maybe just pee. Gross.

Things I need to learn in the next week: -Three point perspective. It's for my drawing class. I don't really want to understand it, I just want to be able to complete my assignments. So in order to do so, learning how to do it would be beneficial.
-THAT'S ALL I NEED TO LEARN! I have been on a grown-up kick these past few days. Not in the sense that I feel like an adult (actually, it's the opposite). But I've learned how to do some important, progressive things. Like talking. And scunching :)

Eugene Mirman. How to Nab a Husband - He is a genius.